The AFC St. Patrick’s Day limerick contest was held at TGIF on March 15th
The winner of the original composition category was Murray Webb with this:-

“ An old aviator named Campbell
Spun out on a sidewalk and fell
He now wears a sling
On his busted left wing
And his flying has gone all to hell”

second place went to Chris Palmer with this:-

“ I once fell in love with a blonde
But found out that she wasn’t too fond
Of rough rides in my Yukon
Which she threatened to puke on
Demanding we land on a pond.”

The previously published category was won by Chris Palmer, who offered this:-

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass-
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
(Anon)