St. Patricks Day Limericks

Three limericks for St Patricks day:

Sean Connery in Vishnivolochek
In the rain on a drizzly solo trek
said ‘forgetting my sweater,
has made me much wetter
I certainly do miss my polo neck’

The captain has turned on the signs
To stow away bags of all kinds
Then make sure your tray
is folded away
And your seat back no longer reclines

We hope you’re enjoying your flight
On you left, just hiding from sight
Is Swindon or Stroud
all covered in cloud
and it’s much the same thing on your right

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